Top 10 Signs Your Accountant is Nuts

10. In several places on your tax forms, he's written, "Give or take a
million dollars."
9. Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.
8. You notice that his "calculator" is just a broken VCR remote.
7. Insists that there is no such number as four.
6. He laughed at Bob Dole background check (I am sorry - that's a sign
he is hypnotized).
5. Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents.
4. Advises to save you postage by filing your taxes telepathically.
3. Instead of a CPA license, he's got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek.
2. Demands that you call "Una-countant."
1. He's got a 1040 form tattooed on his ..........