10) Why don't we go back to my place, and I'll let you audit my staff.
9) Wanna sneak out behind the 'hedge' and play with my financial
instrument?
8) If I had you, I wouldn't need to use my Handbook.
7) I think we should swap some liquid assets.
6) Take me home tonight, and I guarantee you'll see an extraordinary item.
5) I've been in public practice for several years, and that's easily the largest endowment I've ever seen.
4) Nice 'boot'. Wanna PUC?
3) I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
2) Can I put my substance all over your form?
…and the #1 worst accounting pick-up line is…
1) So, how do you feel about things in arrears?
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