An accountant appears at Saint Peter's gate. Saint Peter starts asking him all the usual questions required to get into heaven. The accountant, it seems, has repeatedly helped people cheat on their taxes and embezzle funds. Finally, in exasperation, St Peter asks, "Well, have you ever done anything good, anything totally unselfish and altruistic in your entire life?"
"Well," says the accountant, "Once I saw this pretty lady being beaten up and about to be raped by a bunch of bikers. So I yelled "Hey jerks, why don't you pick on somebody your own size" and I then kicked all their hogs over, all six of 'em, and took off running. They forgot about her for a second and she managed to run also.
Saint Peter asks, "I'm looking through the book of your life, and I don't see this incident recorded. When did it occur?"
The accountant replies, "About five minutes ago."
An accountant at Saint Peter's gate
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