How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Laws of Accounting
1. Trial balances don't
2. Bank reconciliations never do
3. Working Capital does not
4. Return on Investments never will
A fool and his money are soon audited
Accounting: a collection of figures running around looking for an argument
Accounting will prove anything. Even the truth.
Accountants carry their calculations to two decimal points just to prove they have a marvellous sense of humour
My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on it's back.
My accountant printed this year's balance sheet in colour - red.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing
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